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We found this picture and couldn’t believe our eyes. This can’t even be called a cable mess. This is cable CHAOS.

“Hmmm… Where does this one lead…?”
Hopefully this isn’t your data center.
Not tired of cable messes yet? Want more? Then check out this excellent, but kind of scary collection.
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As Super Bowl 46 is approaching, fans will flock to the Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis, Indiana, and to TV sets around the world to follow the New York Giants battle it out with the New England Patriots.
Kickoff is scheduled for 6:30EST on Sunday, February 5, and we’re already monitoring Superbowl.com to see how the site will handle the event.
What team will win Super Bowl 46? How will the site cope? We can only wait to find out.
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Every Friday we bring you a collection of links to places on the web that we find particularly newsworthy, interesting, entertaining, and topical. We try to focus on some particular area or topic each week, but in general we will cover Internet, web development, networking, performance, and other geeky topics.h
This week we bring you a collection of articles focusing on cloud, with a few other topics thrown in to boot.
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Out of the 59 US-based e-commerce sites we monitored during the holiday season last year 28 scored a perfect 100% uptime for December.
Whether this helped spur on the booming sales in the US, we don’t know, but retail e-commerce spending in the US reached $37.2 billion for the November to December 2011 period. That was an increase of 15% from the same period in 2010.
We decided to dig into the numbers for these e-commerce sites to see how well they did in terms of uptime and performance. After massaging the data coming from our Pingdom probes, it turns out that the sites overall performed well during December 2011 in terms of uptime, but response time was an issue for several sites.
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Pingdom’s Mobile Podcast is a weekly show about Internet, web, and mobile stuff.
In this show, Saleh also gives us an update on the pending submission of his Carbon for Windows Phone Twitter client. We’re also joined by Mario Lurig, who talks about using Amazon S3 and Cloudfront to speed up a website.
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Want to be able to download a DVD worth of data in about 38 minutes? It may not seem very impressive, but that’s with the average Internet speed in South Korea, according to the latest “State of the Internet” report by Akamai.
Covering Q3 2011, the report again puts South Korea at the top of the list of countries with the fastest Internet connections. The country scored an average connection speed of 16.7 Mbps in Q3 2011.
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hardman
January 10th, 2008 at 11:28 am
At least it’s uniform..
Bruce
January 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
“Mess”, no, beyond “mess”. “Chaos”? No. It’s hardly stronger
than a mess. “Nightmare”? Yes, that begins to capture it.
Perhaps with a few more adjectives: Unbelievably outrageous nightmare
That’s more like it.
blah
January 24th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
OMG it’s spreading! We’re doomed!
monty
January 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
That is completely made of Awesome. You could hide the body of a consultant in that mess.
troels
January 24th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
It’s rather a cable-mesh
phil
January 24th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
the yellow cable is mine
MadDog
January 24th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Obviously the yellow cables are inbound links, the lemon cables are DMZ and the gold cables are from the serial annex. Sheesh, its as if you guys have never had a gay network administrator before!
Mythprogrammer
January 24th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Are we sure theres a data center under that? maybe its like a giant rubber ball except with cat-5′s
neomodo
January 24th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I swear this was servepath a few years ago
badcop666
January 24th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
hey! I want my shagpile rug back! curse you!
Hmmmm
January 24th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Looks like inside of Apple’s OS
matelot
January 24th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
wholey shit
Dspkable
January 25th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Is that a technicians foot coming out of that mess. GASP! Oh no, poor Bob.
Holy...
January 25th, 2008 at 9:25 am
One word: Unforgivable.
Oh, and three more: I hereby resign.
drakenfly
January 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I don’t see any cows, so why do we have straw bails in the middle of the data center? And would some one put the spooled up milking stool away before some one trips and breaks their neck!
John jonson
January 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Rofl i bet theres a colony of rodents living in side there
ckaught78
January 25th, 2008 at 10:53 am
The Matrix has you…
dharvell
January 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
“We have enough pasta… just need a little sauce!”
br0oce
January 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
huh… ever heard of wireless fools!!!
this guy
January 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
reminds me of my days as a student network at michigan state university…
alison
January 25th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
This has to be photoshoped… just can’t be real.
Betz
January 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
OMG! THE BLOB HAS GONE DIGITAL!!! Run teenagers, run!
joe snuffy
January 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
nah, gay net admin would be sunbeam for inbound, mauve for DMZ and cornflower for serial
bofh
January 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
all I can say is
“welcome to the jungle, gets worse here every day…”
I really hope they have l3 switches that have decent management capability to show you what’s on what port….
I also wonder how close they are to the 100m limit just getting across the server room
blas
January 27th, 2008 at 5:03 am
ITS PROBLY TELSTRA LOL
HappyPanda
January 28th, 2008 at 4:05 am
@brooce: wireless is nice for an end user but not a data centre. Trust me.
And yes, I have heard of wireless fools. Seems like you are one of them.
Bill Brasky
January 28th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Looks like someone is using too much iSCSI
Wendel Goldthorpe
January 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Hint: start using cables which are sized right for the job. 1/2 foot cables turned our racks into heaven.
Trevor
January 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
They need the Blade!
Richie Rich
January 30th, 2008 at 4:49 am
This is pure Biltong….100% for sure. This is the machine that makes sliced cheese for burgers!
greenmankc
January 31st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Looks alot like job security to me.
lestranger
February 1st, 2008 at 4:04 am
I agree, job security. Only the guy who wired it knows how it all works. Way to go, old school. Though it looks almost like that under my desk at home. Ah, old school.
Mr. Snail
February 1st, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Someone should hide a yellow egg in there for Easter.
Fishhhook Snook
February 1st, 2008 at 7:14 pm
God help the person who has to do a cable trace for a troubleshooting job.
Hillarious Joe
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
SPAGHETTI!!
Little Pig
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
And the first of the little pigs house was made of straw…
It
February 5th, 2008 at 12:57 am
And here we have a close up of Cousin It’s mole…
Met Tathione
February 5th, 2008 at 7:10 am
this is a gret post
Ami
February 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
“That is completely made of Awesome. You could hide the body of a consultant in that mess.”
I like the way you think.
Ellynn
February 8th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Does the fact that I would love to organize that mess make me obsessive compulsive?
boaby
February 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
This is impossible, it can’t work.Don’t you see it? That yellow cable at the far end there is in the wrong place. Sheesh
James D. Newman
February 11th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I hate to be the one to say this, but it isn’t as bad as it looks. It looks on close inspection that the cables were set in layers, and that sets of cables are tied together. It probably doesn’t happen very often that a single cable needs to be replaced — you likely swap out a whole crate when something goes wrong, and then troubleshoot the part of the crate offline, while the rest of the cluster is still online — wheel it back in mostly wired, and then add the longer cables in. But it sure does look crazy!
blackbeard
February 29th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Looks like a very square bale of hay.
Zoey
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:56 am
Honestly, who designed this mess? There has GOT to be a better way. Although it does look pretty cool. Hope whoever hooked it up made no mistakes – debugging that would be a nightmare.
Pete
March 15th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
I’ll bet it looked great when the guys who did the structured cabling walked out the door. Not so good two days after though…
James Clements
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 am
Looks like my bedroom!
ghpk
June 2nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
looks like noodles, Just add some spice and EAT them All.
Dan Z
August 24th, 2008 at 8:48 am
James Newman – are you on crack?
Eric Howse
September 19th, 2008 at 4:07 am
I worked there last summer as a temp Rack and Stack Engineer. It’s a very large datacenter in St. Louis, Missouri. I believe the guys there called it “the wall if despair” I actually did some cable tracing.
That’s crazy I wanted to take a pic of it so bad, but if they even seen you with a cell phone in the Datacenter it was immediate termination.
eny0
October 17th, 2008 at 5:58 am
may i have some bolognese with that?
Bob Johnson
November 21st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
This picture is of Lehman Brothers World Financial Center 3 data center. Pre 9/11 it was the primary Data center, post 9/11 this site was breached by the dust and written off completely. Which was a good thing since there was no other way to fix that mess. Days were lost just trying to trace a single connection. There is a smaller gray version of this wall one of the NJ data centers thats still in use.
Uncluttered
February 14th, 2009 at 9:06 am
If there’s a dead person under there you wouldn’t even find him!
the cableGuy
May 19th, 2009 at 1:41 am
name? you wanna name? Jimmy Hoffa! Howz that for name?..I’ll even tell you that he’s in there..you still gotta find ‘im.
Shannon
May 23rd, 2009 at 11:59 am
Good lord.. if there are servers or network gear behind that mess, I wonder how hot they’re running? There’s 0 air flow!!!
Pete Mc
June 1st, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Go to darkroastedblend.com, click on [funny pics] then [crazy wiring]. You’ll be there for ever…
aliuxx
March 3rd, 2010 at 11:08 am
It seems like a joke (just made to take this wonderful photo) …
because there is no cable mess in the racks standing deep in the room …
If this is real production conditions there must be enormous cooling capacities to cool down anything behind this yellow wall (if there isn’t – these cables would be black in a photo … after fire)
Acme
March 7th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Cable D-37 has gone bad. Please find and replace it.
SEFPE
March 29th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Eh, I’ve seen worse. Was asked to decode a hand – wired microprocessor in 1983 when I was a Mechanical Engineering Student at University of Wisconsin – Madison. Around this time, computer kits were your only option. Only slight regret I declined.
Stuart E Fiedler, PE
Fiedler Engineering / Consulting
ZaphoidYK
March 29th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
It’s the “web”!
Zed
April 7th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Jimmy Hoffa’s in there isn’t he?
Tom
April 7th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
My baby son loves cables…he’d go crazy in this giant playground
cableguy
April 28th, 2010 at 2:19 am
u called this mess??…huh..wait till u visit our riser room…
Anonymous
June 25th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
In response to aliuxx’s comment, there isn’t a mess like this on the racks in the background because those are the back sides of other several-U-thick equipment with what looks like only power cables connected on that side.
dags
August 5th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
hey bob,go buzz out the yellow cables in the server room for me……….
Georgie Diggins
September 15th, 2010 at 9:54 am
I dont think Ive ever seen this many cables! And certainly not in that state!!